Star_Trek_Beyond_posterThe movie is called Star Trek: Beyond. So what, exactly, are they beyond? Well, the last two episodes of the Star Trek “reboot,” maybe. The edge of known space? The box-office reach of endless sequels? The capacity of endless CGI to entertain?

Has the Great Buggernaut inserted a gratuitous attempt to mainstream teh ghey?

Yes. Yes to all of those, to all of it.

But… it’s not all bad, particularly for fans of, or at least people familiar with, the original Star Trek TV series. There are numerous homages to the original, including: known taglines: “I”m a doctor, not a…”; the expected interplay between Bones and Spock; and, worthy of a laugh out loud, the officers of the Enterprise running through a cheesily-lighted set of even cheesier papier-maché “rocks,” just like Shatner, Nimoy and Kelley did fifty (yes, 50!) years ago.

There is at least one missing cliché: Kirk doesn’t fall for any of the women (alien or crew). But then, they’re all arrayed along the Galactic H-Line between Homely and Hideous; you won’t fall for them, either. That may be the reason for Kirk’s un-1966 chasteness, or it may just be that the imaginary century being depicted here is post-hetero or something.

So it has the entertainment value of any average 50-minute Star Trek episode, crammed tightly into over two hours of plot twists and more and more CGI. Apart from the above-mentioned cameo by the fake rocks of 1966, the entire movie seems to have been shot in front of a green screen.

Acting and Production

The actors are all competent and all have clearly studied the TV versions of their characters; for most of them, the continuity is remarkable. The exception is Zachary Quinto as Spock; he’s a perfectly logical bowl of seething emotions, whatever that is.

A vast fortune was spent on pixels that were blown hither and yon by CGI. By and large, the effects, while dominating the film, don’t fail at their role in telling the story. But the score also tries to dominate the film, and that’s worse luck. It’s jagged, distracting, and just generally “off.” A good score often goes unnoticed, but this one kneels on both armrests of your theater seat and punches you in the face — and then comes back to do it again the next time the director’s insecure about the DRAMA or TENSION (his caps, honestly) in a given scene.

The movie is available in regular and 3D; we recommend, after watching the 3D for a stinging $14 a seat, and being somewhat disoriented at times, given the 3D a miss.

The script was co-written by Simon Pegg, the talented British actor who plays Montgomery “Scotty” Scott. Pegg’s brilliant comedies are essentially a string of episodes only loosely organized by a plot or storyline, and, sad to say, this script is like that, too. On the plus side, he did write a decent part for himself, so there is that.

Idris Elba, or The Creature from the Black Lagoon?

Idris Elba, or The Creature from the Black Lagoon?

Idris Elba’s talents are utterly wasted as a mostly unexplained Starfleet-officer-turned-immortal villain, and he’s stuffed in a fake rubber Creature from the Black Lagoon suit anyway, so it could have been anybody.

As we have said in other recent reviews (John Wick, for one, although we might not have hit publish on that one), the current trend in cinematography of loading up the dark end of the histogram means that this will have a hard transition to the small screen.

Accuracy and Weapons

Space opera is not the place to quibble about accuracy, but the physics of the Star Trek movie universe is so far off plumb as to be inadvertently funny.

You know, if James T. Kirk really totaled a starship every movie, Starfleet would stop giving him the keys.

You know, if James T. Kirk really totaled a starship every movie, Starfleet would stop giving him the keys.

We could give endless examples of this, but here’s one: a spaceship reenters a planet’s atmosphere and tumbles to the surface in a jagged, mountainous area. On impact with a jagged, rocky crag, it breaks the crag off. And this doesn’t happen just once, but every time the screenwriter is stuck for a way to get Character X from space to surface, and the screenwriters seem to get stuck a lot.

In true Roddenberry, fuzzy-thinking-LA-denizen spirit, numerous saccharine platitudes about the universal and overwhelming power of peace and love are floated out by the script, before the situation is resolved by the good guys with a massive arsenal blow the living Jesus out of the bad guys and their massive arsenal.

The bottom line

Star Trek: Bryond is a must for Star Trek completists. It’s not a bad movie to take a teenager to, because it has enough cartooney violence to please the kid without the violence ever failing to be cartooney. Really, it’s basically just an overgrown (and scriptwise, unnecessarily convoluted) Lost Episode of some baby boomers’ favorite childhood TV show.

See the matinee, though, and don’t splurge on the 3D.

For more information

These sites relate to this particular film.

  • Amazon.com DVD page (preorder only):

http://www.amazon.com/13-Hours-Secret-Soldiers-Benghazi/dp/B018IDVB5S/

You can also find Blu-Ray at that link. Amazon also has the book on which the movie is based:

http://www.amazon.com/13-Hours-Account-Happened-Benghazi/dp/145558228X/

(Interesting to note: most of the reviews max the book out, four stars. But there are some one-star reviews. Or are there? When you click on the one star to read them, they are mostly very positive. Apparently if you ignore the stars when reviewing, Amazon defaults to one star).

  • IMDB page:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2660888/

  • IMFDB page:

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  • Rotten Tomatoes review page (60%):

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_trek_beyond/

  • Wikipedia  page:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_Beyond

  • History vs. Hollywood Page.

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7 thoughts on “Saturday Matinee 2016 30: Star Trek: Beyond (2016)

Tierlieb

> John Wick, for one, although we might not have hit publish on that one

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Ah, that explains it. I was wondering whether I missed it.

Sommerbiwak

The Star Trek reboot has continued the trend of the franchise to replace story with expensive effects. Well… Hollywood in general does this nowadays. Replacing good stories, direction and acting with more CGI.

Recently I have read somewhere that Hollywood reduces dialogue on purpose to make translations easier. Explosions are self explanatory after all.

Daniel

I was skeptical before recently watching the first two movies of the reboot but came away pretty happy with how they were done. They were true enough to the original story but with updated sets and imagery. I was pretty impressed with the details of the backgrounds on the Enterprise when they were loading supplies and the missiles in the previous film.

These are far better done as prequals than the Star Wars whinefest of episodes 1-3.

archy

In true Roddenberry, fuzzy-thinking-LA-denizen spirit, numerous saccharine platitudes about the universal and overwhelming power of peace and love are floated out by the script, before the situation is resolved by the good guys with a massive arsenal blow the living Jesus out of the bad guys and their massive arsenal.

I suppose you’re aware that Gene Roddenberry flew 89 combat missions in the B17 with the Army Air Forces 13th AF, 394th Bomb Squadron during World War II, and crashed and burned on a takeoff in 1943 while flying out of Espiritu Santo after hitting trees with the resulting fire killing two of his aircrew. The post-accident report cleared him, and he spent the rest of WWII stateside as a crash investigator. If he could sometimes seem saccharine about the power of peace and love, for sure he knew the real world real well too; perhaps it’s why he hoped for improvement of it.

BTW, his original musings for the 5-year voyage had it set in an airship floating above the Seven Seas and assorted continents. Trek scored pretty close even if Star Trek: Beyond seems pretty far from the mark. But I’m damned if I can figure out where they would have put the tribbles in that big dirigible….

Hognose Post author

Everywhere. Tribbles get into everything.

Docduracoat

I am a huge sci if nerd and I think the re-imagined series of movies has been great fun.

Vulcans are now an endangered species!

Spock and Uhuru are a couple!

I cannot wait to see the latest one

Hognose Post author

If you’re a fan, and especially if you were a fan of TOS, you will love the interplay between McCoy and Spock.