Not hard to figure out who’s the villain here, as little actor Vern Troyer, best known for his role in the Austin Powers films, gets the blue-gloves-where-the-sun-don’t-shine treatment from the fine folks at the TSA:


For crying out loud, he’s just an actor who played an evil guy. (He’s probably a perfectly nice fellow in person). Does this mean they’re waterboarding Sacha Baron Cohen for the secrets of the nuclear WMD programs of Wadiya?

Well, it is the TSA. No one good, decent, honest, competent, moral or ethical has ever been employed at TSA in any capacity whatsoever.

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4 thoughts on “Mini-Me, you complete me.” – the TSA

Bill K

At least it’s nice to know that size doesn’t matter…

Wise Cave Owl

after the Great Ponzi collapses, having worked for the TSA – or any other .gov alphabet Gestapo bureacracy – will be an automatic Death Penalty

@NSA: -77 bonus points

Ken in NH

Because the ter’ist on a 100+ lb electric scooter is going to hide a hundred grams of explosives in his pooper.

Windy Wilson

Well, as you know, TSA stands for “Teatrico de la Seguridad del Absurdo”, or in English, “Worthless Security Theater”.

It’s worthwhile to know a second language, but I doubt moments like this were what they had in mind when they recommended Spanish to me.