Duffelblog: now we’ve seen everything (Updated x3)

Take a minute in your busy day to have some sympathy for poor Jack Tobin. The newly elected president of the Special Forces Association, the major association of Green Beret veterans, is dealing with a lot of outraged old-timers that are seeing the following story or excerpts therefrom, and haven’t figured out that the Duffel Blog is satire. 

It’s not serious, guys. It’s a joke.

President Obama To Receive Honorary Green Beret, Induction Into Special Forces Association | The Duffel Blog.

Fort Bragg, NC – The White House Press Office announced today that President Obama will soon be inducted into the Special Forces Association and receive an honorary Green Beret.
Officials have said the honor will be bestowed in an upcoming September 11th ceremony at Fort Bragg.

The honorary beret comes in recognition of the President’s decisive role in covert operations throughout the world during his term — including the killing of Osama bin Laden last year in Pakistan, and his combat action in Afghanistan months ago.

Army Public Affairs has confirmed that Lieutenant General Charles Cleveland will personally present Obama with his beret and a specially engraved Fairbairn-Sykes combat knife.

Now, like all the best Duffel Blog posts, there’s a germ of truth in there. For example, Senator Mean Jeane Shaheen (D-NH) told a local crowd that the President personally led the raid, making one wonder whether she knows it’s false (which would speak rather badly of her), or thinks it’s true (which would speak even worse of her), or has been in Washington long enough she can’t tell the difference (if we had to place a bet, that’s where we’d lay down our marker — and we’re not sure what that says about her, but she probably wouldn’t like it).

And the POTUS does seem to be second to none in the politician’s game of self-regard, although the rest of the DC gang seems to be, if lacking his all-star level of hubris, at least playing in the major leagues with him.

And meantime, when Jack Tobin’s phone rings, for the next few days and maybe from time to time for years to come, he knows he’ll be having to talk some outraged SF vet down from the ledge of imminent myocardial infarction.

It’s the Duffle Blog, people. It’s a freakin’ joke.

(It’s an almost perfect joke, but there is one dead give-away in there that would flag an actual SF guy to the lack of legitimacy of the post, if he read with care… we won’t mention it because there’s no reason to enable wannabes).

But the best reaction came to an SF vet who mischievously forwarded the link to a local busybody Democrat activist. She responded that she fact-checked the link and it was all true!

 

UPDATE: We’re still getting mail indicating that major luminaries in the Special Forces community — we mean, not guys like us but real major luminaries that books are deservedly written about — are missing the joke and getting furious. It’s the Duffle Blog, for crying out loud!

UPDATE II: And we were just joking about Tobin, but he’s issued a statement for the record denying that the SFA has any such plans.

UPDATE III: This is the statement from the Special Forces Association:

A recent satirical article on an internet blog called Duffleblog reported that President Obama was receiving an honorary membership in the Special Forces Association, this is not true, I do not find where the author of this article finds humor in his work, but I do not. Few honorary berets have been awarded they have gone to individuals have provided great support to our Regiment, Maggie, the Duke, Ross Perot, people who stood and have stood with the Regiment in good times and bad, and who have honored the Regiment with their support and contributions.

Colonel Tobin asks for the widest possible dissemination. Personally, we do see the humor in the article, but if we were getting heat from hundreds or thousands of retired SF guys, it would probably wear pretty thin.

5 thoughts on “Duffelblog: now we’ve seen everything (Updated x3)

  1. Medic09

    The hallmark of good satire is it hits close to home. This does, both with regards to POTUS, and also maybe a subtle dig at SFA’s mistaken association with a character like Giduck. (If I stepped out of line with that last, I apologize.)

    1. Hognose Post author

      The new regime at SFA repudiated Mr Giduck, as did the board of the Special Operations Association, which had once granted Giduck honorary membership, which he abused in advertising. He was never any kind of member at SFA. (For the uninitiated, the Special Forces Association is for veterans of SF, although support personnel may be admitted to associate membership, and a handful of honorary memberships have gone to real boosters: for example, H. Ross Perot, who has always been there — silently — for wounded and training-injured SF when the Army or VA couldn’t close some funding or technology gap. SFA does a lot through the national org and dozens of local chapters in the US and beyond. The Special Operations Association admits veterans of behind-the-lines combat — of all services, although it was primarily a SOG organization — to general membership. It is smaller; its principal activity is an annual blowout in Vegas).

      Giduck still has a couple friends in at least one of the organizations, but he really went out of his way to make himself enemies there, and my impression is that the rank and file are opposed to him. His SLAPP suit against the people who have called him on his stolen valor claims, and have criticized his books, continues. The soldier he outed and tried to get whacked has lawyers on the case, and meanwhile continues his selfless service to the Regiment, the Army and the Nation — something Mr Giduck never has done.

  2. Joe L

    So you guys are telling me that the Reaper drone doesn’t really have PTSD and isn’t married to a Global Hawk?

    1. Hognose Post author

      It’s been kind of eye-opening just how literal-minded some of the living legends of SF are.

      I didn’t quite understand why Tobin was so angry (he’s really beside himself). It turns out, serious (i.e. wealthy) SF supporters have been put off by this story, because people in the community keep emailing it around, and when someone presents it in email as true, without knowing it came from Duffel Blog, some of the recipients just take him at his word. So it begins with the legendary 5% that don’t get the word, but it snowballs from there. And there’s no balling like snowballing.

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