…unless they’re Cormorants. In Oregon. (Where they’re playing a game of environmental rock-scissors-paper with migratory birds — must be protected! — and salmon smolts — endangered, but if you’re a migratory bird, tasty!).
For all you other yardbirds, jailbirds, Thunderbirds, and [bleep]birds that hang around here, the TW3 was up last night, the Saturday Matinee will be done and backdated to Saturday today, and regular posting resumes with vigor on Monday — tomorrow.