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It’s early, but this police shooting looks really bad

ncpd-emblemA Hofstra University student is dead after being taken hostage by a career criminal, released (as is normal) by New York’s courts to prey again, and armed (as is normal) with a weapon illegal in New York (or anywhere, as its serial number was defaced) but obtained through criminal channels.

But the worst bit of it was that Andrea Rebello was not killed by the criminal, Dalton Smith. She, and the criminal, died in a hail of bullets from a Nassau County, Long Island policeman. The New York Post:

Smith also made his way down the stairs — holding Andrea in a headlock and using her as a human shield, police said. The officer began talking to Smith, saying, “Put the gun down and let the girl go.”

“I’m going to kill her,” Smith replied. Kourtessis ran into a bedroom. Then he heard the shots.

“I hear ‘pop, pop’ — two shots,” he said. “I run out and I run toward where they are.”

Andrea Rebello. RIP.

Andrea Rebello. RIP.

By then the cop had maneuvered the criminal into the basement area of the home, said Kourtessis. He then watched as the officer shot twice more. He saw other officers outside, and dropped to the floor.

“Andrea! Andrea!” he screamed.

But Andrea didn’t answer.

Both Smith and Andrea were felled by bullets fired by a Nassau officer, cops said.

It’s still early and it’s highly probable that initial media accounts (as is normal) are incomplete and incorrect, so we shouldn’t tee off just yet. But the message coming from Nassau County police is, essentially, that she had it coming for being a victim of crime. They’ve circled the wagons around the shooter, whom they’ve refused to identify, and given a few days of nonchargeable vacation.  Their commissioner actually linehauled his “tough shit” message to the victim’s family in the middle of the night. That’s depraved, but our observation is that police senior management, like commissioners, tend to be rather lower on the character totem pole than those below them on the rank totem pole.

Victims of crime aren’t exactly unusual in the violent, depressed cities of Hempstead and Uniondale that surround Hofstra. The University publishes a tendentious “public safety report” that glosses over the fact that the college sits smack dab in the middle of a ghetto teeming with drugs, crime and brutality. They do this by selecting the data to comprise primarily violence inside the private school’s gated, locked-down residential campus, which is, as you might imagine, pretty mild as violence goes. Meanwhile, Hofstra students warn the newly accepted that walking on the side streets around school is “asking for it.”

No doubt this incident will be seen differently by different people. Cops may see a guy who was trying to do his job, and had a bad outcome, but not bad enough that there should be any consequences for him. Hofstra administrators may see bad publicity needing to be broomed. Libertarians may find a way to blame the war on drugs, liberals may bog down in a battle to discern the “root causes” of Smith’s criminality, and conservatives may well see this as a predictable consequence of revolving-door justice for violent criminals.

And here at WeaponsMan we see another police shooting that speaks to bad training and worse personnel selection. But we’re self-aware enough to see that we, like all the others, are simply applying our own cognitive template — our bias, if you will — to the information we’ve received. Everyone’s ideas are subject to change when the investigation emerges from its present lawyered-up, self-protective cocoon and spreads any factual wings it might have.

Still, two things seem clear: even in California of all places, Dalton Smith would have been incarcerated under what’s left of their three-strikes law, after a violent armed robbery spree that began in 1999 and has only let up while he has been incarcerated. And his criminal activity is over now, but at a price a civilized society shouldn’t have to pay.

But then, this is New York we’re talking about.

Update I:

Nassau County actually had someone on the tube this morning suggesting that, because Dalton Smith was a really really bad guy, it was a lot better for Andrea Rebello that their cop shot her, too. Because otherwise, Smith might have left with her, and whatever he did would far worse than a mercy killing at the hands of the still-unidentified, still on “sick leave” (Nassau County’s term of art for “bad-shooting vacation”) copper. We do agree that Smith was a rotten guy, and the world is well rid of him; but we can’t follow the logic to where the police should be going all Kevorkian on his victims. Lord love a duck. They’re really going all out for this shooter; is he the Chief’s nephew?

Whatever he is, he apparently fired eight rounds at point-blank range and scored eight hits — 7 on Smith and 1 on Rebello. The Nassau County spokescreature said that Smith used Rebello “as a human shield” by way of justifying their cop’s unjustifiable marksmanship, but the other witnesses reportedly said he had her in a headlock. Again, early reports are usually pretty weak.

Several gun bloggers have pointed out there are standard IPSC targets and stages addressing this kind of hostage-taker shot under stress, and even a novice IPSC shooter wouldn’t miss. It comes back to what they initially said in justifying the cop’s manslaughter of the innocent hostage here, that standard guilty cop’s mantra: “he was in fear for his life.”

There’s a word for a guy who panics because he’s so afraid.

In a just world he would be in fear for his liberty right now.

Update II:

No markmanship skills or personal courage required!

No markmanship skills required or wanted! (The “courage” thing must have been a typo).

The Nassau County cops might be badly trained, but they’re staggeringly well paid. The shooter they’re still protecting might be on this list of cops pulling down CEO-level wages; even many patrolmen walked off with a half million or more. The 1% is out there — who knew it was blue-collar (literally) government workers?

As far as the leadership goes, top cops in the department were indicted for running a scheme where financial donors could buy immunity to arrest for themselves and their family members (note the many related stories linked at the bottom of that one, and the case is still ongoing). One of the cops is still awaiting trial; the first to face justice, Deputy Commissioner Bill Flanagan, was convicted on three counts including conspiracy, but beat the rap on the most serious one; shortly thereafter, former Chief John Hunter pled guilty to similar charges and accepted three years’ probation (Flanagan’s lawyers keep postponing his sentencing). The local gadfly paper suggests that the cops are now hostile to the DA, which may be newsman wishful thinking.

But taken together, all these reports suggest a department that was not focused on a mission to serve and protect the public, and did not select and train its officers to that end. Q.E.D.

Update III: 

The weapon Smith had contained two cartridges, one in the chamber and one in the magazine. The police have confirmed that he did not fire a shot. The serial number of the weapon was scratched off, suggesting an illegitimate provenance (Smith could not legally purchase a firearm. He was a felon, and so violating Federal law, and could not obtain a New York permit with his record, unless he was politically connected. In New York, one cannot purchase or possess a firearm, even at home, without a may-issue permit).

We are told the weapon was a SCCY Industries CPX-2 9mm DAO pistol. If you’re not familiar with it (we were not), a capsule NRA review is here. If that is the right designation, the gun does not have a mechanical safety (the CPX-1 variant does). Manual here (PX-1) (pdf).

They’re not proud of him after all

Bradley Manning Support NetworkOur favorite traitor who’s begging for a surgical choppadickoffomy, but more likely to go to crowbar motel, was briefly in a role he was more likely to succeed in than he was as an Army private, even in the swishy world of Military Intelligence: he was named an honorary Grand Marshal of the San Francisco gay pride parade. The reasons seem to have been that he’s gay, he thinks he’s a girl, and he’s famous, albeit for reasons no sane person seeks fame. (What, Boy George had a schedule conflict? At least he can sing). Briefly, because the organization yanked the proposed offer with remarkable speed.

The president of San Francisco’s annual gay pride celebration said on Friday that Bradley Manning, the US Army private who is charged in a massive leak of US secrets to the WikiLeaks website, will not be an honorary grand marshal after all.

SF Pride board president Lisa Williams said in a statement that an employee of the organization had prematurely notified imprisoned intelligence specialist Manning this week that he had been selected for the distinction, which recognizes about a dozen celebrities, politicians and community organizations each year for their contributions to the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender communities.

via SF Pride Parade Extends, Then Rescinds Honors to Bradley Manning – Reason 24/7 : Reason.com.

The spokesman who got out ahead of the organization in naming Manning “has been disciplined,” Reason reports Williams as saying. That was fast! Here’s hoping we can say that about Manning himself before long.

Notes:

  1. We’ve got nothing against gay folks, at least the 99.999% of them that aren’t traitors. Traitors we have issues with.
  2. This was actually news back on 27 April, but we didn’t published it at the time. It isn’t getting any younger in our drafts queue, so here goes….

How many safety rules are there?

ND-shot-in-footThat depends on who you ask. And when you asked ‘em.

There was only one with an uncle who took a gun-happy kid under his wings in the 1960s.

  • A gun can kill. Activate your brain before picking up the gun.

There were three in the 1970s, in Hunter Safety class. Of course in the 1970s, a teenager could get a gun, and go hunting with it — so long as he had been to Hunter Safety. That explains an incipient Weapons Man, and know-it-all book-smart 14-year-old, presenting himself to Hunter Safety. The class actually turned out to be full of good stuff to know, perhaps because the Fish & Game agents presenting it were not facing their first smart-alec 14-year-old.

  1. All guns are always loaded
  2. Never point a gun at anything you don’t want to kill right now
  3. Keep your finger off the trigger until your gun is on target.

Almost half a century later, the NRA still teaches these rules, except in a slightly different order and with slightly different emphasis.

  1. ALWAYS keep the gun pointed in a safe direction
  2. ALWAYS keep your finger off the trigger until ready to shoot
  3. ALWAYS keep the gun unloaded until ready to use.

These were good rules, but Jeff Cooper had to add another rule, and make the rules themselves a touch more verbose. Maybe there was a lawyer involved (which vile calumny we hesitate to utter, as Cooper is not here to defend himself). Cooper’s website is long gone (Cooper himself passed away in 2006) but the rules live on in many places. So then there were four:

  1. All guns are always loaded (until you establish whether they are or not).
  2. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy. Keep your gun pointed in a safe direction at all times: on the range, at home, loading, or unloading.
  3. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target (and you are ready to shoot).
  4. Be sure of your target. Know what it is, what is in line with it and what is behind it. Never shoot at anything that you haven’t positively identified.

Here’s a neat one-page flyer with Cooper’s Rules, although the flyer maker had to add a fifth, unnumbered rule, which is eerily reminiscent of our uncle’s circa-1965 admonition. So then there were five:

  1. All guns are always loaded (until you establish whether they are or not).
  2. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy. Keep your gun pointed in a safe direction at all times: on the range, at home, loading, or unloading.
  3. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target (and you are ready to shoot).
  4. Be sure of your target. Know what it is, what is in line with it and what is behind it. Never shoot at anything that you haven’t positively identified.
  • Don’t do anything really stupid.

But wait! What do gun manufacturers say? After all, they’re the ones that command us mindless robots, clinging to guns and religion, deep in dark places with a weak NPR signal. At least, according to all the Yarvard SuperGeniuses™ in the press. Well, gun makers are among the most extensively lawyered-up entities anywhere in the third orbit of the Sol system, so, as you might expect, their lists get longer — without really adding to the power of the safety message. Let’s take Glock, the company that a Bloomberg journalist wrote a two-minutes-hate book about. According to Glock, there are twelve:

  1. Glock17-G3 Always keep the firearm pointed in a safe direction.
  2. Handle all firearms as if they were loaded.
  3. The trigger finger stays out of the trigger guard until the firearm is on target and the decision to fire has been made.
  4. Make sure the firearm is in good working order and the barrel clear of obstructions.
  5. Always check your target, backstop and the surrounding area before firing.
  6. Quality ear and eye protection should always be worn when shooting or observing.
  7. When storing a firearm, THE FIREARM SHOULD BE UNLOADED, secured in a safe storage case, and out of the reach of children and untrained adults.
  8. Only use ammunition recommended by the firearm manufacturer, and always check caliber and condition of ammunition before loading the firearm.
  9. Firearm transportation is regulated by Federal, State and local laws. Always transport your firearm in a safe, unloaded condition and in accordance with applicable laws.
  10. Certain medications, alcohol and firearms do not mix. Never allow anyone to use firearms while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
  11. The safe and rational use of a firearm relies on common sense and proper training of the user. Follow the safety rules and think before using a firearm. 
  12. Thoroughly read and understand the users manual that is supplied with your firearm. Never use any firearm unless you completely understand its operation and safety features. 

That list came from a factory Armorer’s Manual for the original Glocks (retrospectively dubbed the G1 guns).  It obviously shows the distinctive spoor of Litigatimus Maximus Tortius, the North American Ambulance Chaser. But a couple of the items speak directly to the Glock experience:

  1. Number 3 had particularly great importance as Glocks replaced double-action revolvers in one American police department after another. Many of those departments had followed a brain-dead FBI training syllabus that recommended that the finger be on the trigger at all times if the gun were drawn. The rationale for this was that it saved time getting on the trigger, and a DA revolver is pretty hard to fire inadvertently. (Pre-Glock PDs still managed this feat, which should have been a warning). Some departments still teach that unsafe finger-on-trigger approach, which not only violates Glock’s version of the rules, but Cooper’s and the NRA’s pared-down versions, and arguably, even Uncle Jim’s single all-purpose rule.
  • Number 7‘s emphasis (bold in the original; we had to make it caps because of our decison to depict all Safety Rules in bold) addresses a key cause of early Glock NDs: bozos putting loaded Glocks in the G1′s “tupperware” case. The case didn’t hold the gun entirely firmly, and had a post that fit inside the trigger guard. Exercise for the reader: imagine a loaded, chambered Glock in a case like this, free to move on its longitudinal axis (front to rear and back again). Remember there’s a solid post right in front of the trigger. Now, imagine someone shaking the case. Now, imagine the resulting mayhem, including the legal variety.

So the Glock list seems long and lawyerly, with a couple items written based on the bitter experiences of Glock’s lawyers and insurers, and the rest of the padding added pre-emptively by those same drear functionaries. But hey, that was nothing compared to the list of Do Bee and Don’t Bee from a 1993 Colt Python manual. (Yes, a safe-as-houses premium-quality DA revolver). Colt says (caps all theirs):

colt_pythonREAD THIS ENTIRE INSTRUCTION MANUAL CAREFULLY. YOU MUST FOLLOW THE SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS FOR YOUR SAFETY AND THE SAFETY OF OTHERS.

  1. ALWAYS HANDLE YOUR REVOLVER AS IF IT WERE LOADED so that you never fire it accidentally when you think it is unloaded.
  2. NEVER POINT YOUR REVOLVER AT ANYTHING YOU DO NOT INTEND TO SHOOT so that if it fires accidentally, injury, death or damage to property will be prevented.
  3. NEVER TAKE ANYONE’S WORD THAT A GUN IS UNLOADED: check for yourself with fingers off the trigger and gun pointed in a safe direction, so that you never fire the gun accidentally when you think it is unloaded.
  4. ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT YOUR REVOLVER IS NOT LOADED AND SWING THE CYLINDER OPEN BEFORE LAYING IT DOWN, OR HANDING IT TO ANOTHER PERSON, so that it cannot be fired when it is unsafe to do.
  5. ALWAYS KEEP AND CARRY YOUR REVOLVER EMPTY, WITH THE HAMMER FORWARD except when you intend to shoot, so that your revolver cannot be fired when you do not mean to fire it.
  6. ALWAYS BE AWARE OF POSSIBLE RISK FROM DROPPING YOUR REVOLVER. Some parts f the mechanism could be damaged. You may not see the damage but if it is severe, the revolver may discharge and cause injury, death, or damage to property. If your revolver has been dropped, have it examined by a competent gunsmith before using it again.
  7. NEVER LEAVE REVOLVER COCKED READY TO FIRE as this condition is extremely dangerous, and revolver could easily be accidentally discharged, causing, injury, death, or damage to property.
  8. See? We are not making this up.

    See? We are not making this up.

    NEVER LEAVE A LOADED REVOLVER UNATTENDED. Someone, especially a child, may fire it and cause injury, death, or damage to property.

  9. ALWAYS INSTRUCT CHILDREN TO RESPECT FIREARMS. If you teach your children to shoot, teach them or get them trained by a qualified instructor to treat and use the revolver properly, and always supervise them closely. Always stress safety so that your children will not fire the revolver when it is unsafe to do so.
  10. ALWAYS BE SURE YOUR BACKSTOP IS ADEQUATE to stop and contain bullets before beginning target practice so that you do not hit anything outside the range shooting area.
  11. ALWAYS PUT A KNOWLEDGEABLE AND RESPONSIBLE PERSON IN CHARGE TO MAINTAIN SAFETY CONTROL WHEN A GROUP ARE FIRING ON THE RANGE. Obey his commands so that discipline is maintained to reduce the likelihood of accidents.
  12. ALWAYS CARRY YOUR REVOLVER EMPTY WITH THE CUYLINDER OPEN WHILE ON A RANGE until preparing to fire, keep it pointing towards the backstop when loading, firing and unloading, to eliminate the risk of of injury, death or damage to property.
  13. ALWAYS EXERCISE EXTREME CARE TO KEEP MUZZLE POINTING IN A SAFE DIRECTION, WELL CLEAR OF YOUR BODY, particular when loading and unloading revolvers.
  14. ALWAYS BE SURE BARREL BORE AND CYLINDER CHAMBERS ARE CLEAN AND CLEAR OF OBSTRUCTIONS. Clean a fouled revolver immediately so that it will function correctly and safely.
  15. Even after the avalanche of safety pages, the rest of the manual is full of more cautions, warnings and alarms.

    Even after the avalanche of safety pages, the rest of the manual is full of more cautions, warnings and alarms.

    ALWAYS USE ONLY CLEAN, DRY, ORIGINAL, HIGH QUALITY COMMERCIALLY MANUFACTURED AMMUNITION IN GOOD CONDITION WHICH IS APPROPRIATE TO THE CALIBER OF YOUR REVOLVER. (See inside front cover). Gun and ammunition manufacturers design their products within exacting engineering safety limits. Handloads and remanufactured ammunition are sometimes outside those limits and can be so unsafe as to blow up the cylinder and frame and cause injury, death or damage to property.  

  16. ALWAYS LEAVE EMPTY CHAMBER UNDER THE HAMMER to achieve maximum safety with a loaded revolver.
  17. NEVER DRINK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES OR TAKE DRUGS BEFORE OR DURING SHOOTING, because your vision, coordination and judgment could be seriously imparied making your gun handling unsafe.
  18. ALWAYS SEEK A DOCTOR’S ADVICE IF YOU ARE TAKING MEDICATION, to be sure you are fit to shoot and handle your revolver safely. 
  19. ALWAYS WEAR AND ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO WEAR EAR PROTECTION WHEN SHOOTING, ESPECIALLY ON A RANGE. Without ear protection, the noise of even one shot from your revolver, and other guns close to you, could leave a “ringing” in your ears for some time after firing, while the cumulative long term effect could mean permanent hearing loss.  
  20. ALWAYS WEAR AND ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO WEAR PROTECTIVE SHOOTING GLASSES. Flying particles could damage eyes and cause blindness; but protective shooting glasses should prevent such injury.
  21. ALWAYS HOLD REVOLVER BY THE GRIP AND KEEP BOTH HANDS WELL CLEAR OF, AND BEHIND, THE CYLINDER. Never hold it near the cylinder as very hot gas and lead particles may be sprayed out around the cylinder… these would injure your hands. 
  22. NEVER SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER OR PUT YOUR FINGER IN THE TRIGGER GUARD UNTIL YOU ARE AIMING AT THE TARGET AND READY TO SHOOT. This will prevent you from firing the revolver when it is pointing in an unsafe direction. 
  23. ALWAYS BE ABSOLUTELY SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND THE AREA BEHIND IT BEFORE YOU SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER. A bullet could travel through or past your target up to 1 1/2 miles… if in doubt, don’t shoot. THINK! What will you HIT if you MISS the target?
  24. NEVER SHOOT AT A HARD SURFACE SUCH AS ROCK, OR A LIQUID SURFACE SUCH AS WATER. A bullet may ricochet and travel in any direction to strike you, or an object you cannot see, causing injury, death or damage to property. 
  25. NEVER DISCHARGE A FIREARM NEAR FLAMMABLE MATERIAL. FLAME and sparks erupt from the firearm when discharged. They could start a fire or cause flammable liquids and gase to explode. 
  26. NEVER FIRE YOUR FIREARM NEAR AN ANIMAL unless it is trained to accept the noise; an animal’s startled reaction could inure it or cause an accident. 
  27. NEVER INDULGE IN “HORSEPLAY” WHILE HOLDING YOUR REVOLVER as it may be accidentally discharged. 
  28. NEVER WALK, CLIMB, OR FOLLOW A COMPANION WITH YOUR REVOLVER COCKED READY TO FIRE, out of its holster, or with the hammer in any position other than forward on an empty chamber, to eliinate risk of accidental discharge. When hunting, hold your revolver so that you can always control the direction of the muzzle. 
  29. FAILURE TO FIRE: ALWAYS HOLD REVOLVER, KEEPING IT POINTED TOWARD THE TARGET OR A SAFE OPEN AREA AND WAIT 30 SECONDS when revolver fails to fire. If a hangfire (slow ignition) has occurred, eject round and examine primer; if firing pin indent on primer is light, off-center, or non-existent, have revolver examined by a competent gunsmith before firing again. If firing pin indent on primer appears normal (in comparison with similar previously fired rounds), assume faulty ammunition; segregated misfired round from other live ammunition and empty cases, reload and carry on firing.
  30. NEVER USE YOUR REVOLVER IF IT FAILS TO FUNCTION PROPERLY, AND NEVER FORCE A JAMMED ACTION, as a round may explode causing serious injury, possible death, or severe damage to your revolver. 
  31. ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOUR REVOLVER IS NOT LOADED BEFORE CLEANING, STORING, TRAVELING, LAYING IT DOWN, OR HANDING IT TO ANOTHER PERSON, so that it cannot be fired when it is unsafe to do so.
  32. ALWAYS KEEP AND STORE YOUR REVOLVER AND AMMUNITION IN SEPARATE LOCKED RECEPTACLES OUT OF REACH AND SIGHT OF CHILDREN AND UNTRAINED PEOPLE, to minimize risk of revolver and ammunition being easily available for loading and firing. 
  33. NEVER ABUSE YOUR FIREARM by using it for any purpose other than shooting. 

Whew. Finally!

But wait! That’s not all. The pocket-size manual has a footer on most pages insisting that SAFETY BEGINS WITH YOU! And SAFETY continues to dominate the manual; almost every page detailing how do do something useful with the gun, like load, unload, clean, etc., contains more CAUTION!s. This includes many warnings to READ THE SAFETY INFORMATION! with a pointer to the page with the beginning of the incredible laundry list above. Even the list of safety rules we quote above follows two pages of additional CAUTION!s. The Colt cautions actually form the bulk of the Operator’s Manual you got with a Python in those days. And all of them are chockablock with hard-to-read all-caps lines, emphasizing almost everything and therefore emphasizing nothing.

One is tempted to say, if someone needs four safety rules to load and unload a stone-simple double-action revolver, plus a 29 more rules for other use cases, he’s too freaking stupid to be trusted with a gun, or without a keeper. It’s not that any individual rule is wrong so much as it is that they are massively redundant — sometimes whole clauses are duplicated, word for word — and their complexity distracts from the simple common sense of the NRA, Cooper, or Uncle Jim rules.

It’s doubtful anyone ever read all these. We bet that even in this post, when you got to Colt’s kitchen-sink list, you probably had your eyes involuntarily glaze over and propel you unbidden into “skim mode.” The bulk of these manuals are sitting still in 20-year-old Python boxes, never again touched by human hands, or seen by living eyes, after some Colt shipping clerk stuffed them in the box in Hartford.

The real point of these “safety rules” is not, of course, safety. (Exercise for the reader: memorize the 12 Glock or 33 Colt “rules”. Quiz Monday!). It’s legalistic CYA in the American tort lottery environment.

That’s the same thing that drives Ruger and now others to compete for the brain-dead-shooter market by engraving “READ MANUAL BEFORE USE” or words to that effect on every barrel. Don’t get us started.

Bottom line: it’s hard to imagine how you could get in trouble breaking the 12 or 33 “rules” without also breaking the NRA, Cooper, or Uncle Jim rules. Activate brain, people.

Bomb squad school canc’d: someone found a bomb

kaboomNow, if this was the Army, they’d probably have made use of what an artist might count as Found Objects, namely, a 500-lb. demolition bomb that turned up near the Explosive Ordnance Disposal school, as a training aid.

But it was the Navy, so Procedures Must Be Followed®. The school was shut down and the students and instructors were admonished to stay a mile away… while the base’s own bomb squad was called in.

Eglin Air Force Base, Florida The Navy’s EOD school was evacuated after an unexploded 500-pound bomb was discovered near the property earlier this week. The WWII-era bomb was found about 150 yards from the school’s property line, said Lois Walsh, a spokeswoman for Eglin Air Force Base.

via UXO News Wire Service (UXO Blog): EOD Irony: School Closed Due to WWII Bomb Discovery.

No word on whether the Navy guys grumbled about the Air Force (technically, the Army Air Corps or Army Air Forces, the service’s WWII identities) left them the 500-lb demolition bomb.

The ancient bomb was reportedly blown in place, with no injuries to persons or property. So why weren’t the students, or the very experienced instructors at the Navy’s school, given the task? Because bomb-squad responsibilities are divided geographically, and squads tend to guard their areas jealously. After all, if you joined the bomb squad, you signed up to render explosives safe, not to sit on your hands while someone else does it. There aren’t enough bombs for the squad catching the Florida Panhandle to be willing to graciously turn one over to the newbies.

After all, soon they’ll be out on a bomb squad themselves, jealously guarding each of their call-outs from all possible attempts to bigfoot them. (And in most parts of the world, a surprising percentage of those call-outs will be UXO from the 20th Century’s various international shoving contests, or the associated training).

Now, we could see this one of two ways. We could be sorry for the poor bomb techs who so rarely get a real live callout. Or we can thank Divine Providence that we live in a nation where the bomb tech often feels like the Maytag repairman. There are other nations where the bomb techs are hopping like a Kennedy on a field sobriety test.

It’s for the children

PuppyDid you realize that there’s a terrible scourge of violence sweeping America? But if only someone, somewhere, had a rare gift for organizing our communities, we could solve that problem. What we really need, it turns out, is a ban on puppies.

America is killing its young people. The killer? Vicious young dogs. Predators that prey preferentially on our kids. Dog bites occur every 75 seconds and over 1,000 citizens require emergency care EVERY DAY as a result of this deadly scourge. In 2012 alone, over 37 people, half of them children, were KILLED in vicious young dog attacks, ranking puppies higher than baby snatchers in childhood mortality.

Worse, over 50% were kids under 8 years old. More disturbingly, over 32% of these vicious attacks were on people LIVING with the dogs in question! Our “best friends” are killing us! Worse, these vicious killers tend to attack in packs. 34% of all fatalities last year were caused by gangs of marauding young dogs, and 58% of these killers were “family” dogs. Equally disturbing, your home is no protection. Over 80% of those killed were killed on their own property!

The economic scale of the human carnage wrought by puppies (for the purposes of this campaign, we define “puppies” as young dogs and adult young dogs), attack victims suffer losses of between $1 billion and $2 billion per year. All statistics are from dogsbite.org

These vicious puppies are growing in number every day, and we are now using well over 5% of our croplands to feed these voracious hounds in what some refer to as “protection payoff” in order keep them from attacking us humans as we sleep. New Zealand scientists report that the ecological Footprint of just ONE puppy is nearly TWICE the footprint of an SUV. Not only are these beasts deadly, they are destroying the environment AND our precious water supply with the massive amounts of bacteria-infested fecal waste generated from the some 70 million puppies that ravage our US communities. This does NOT include the over 21,000 leukemia-related deaths per year from people with known, verifiable exposure to these vicious puppies.

Even with regulations in place by over 600 communities, the killings and attacks and suspicious leukemia continue and the filthy waste keeps piling up. Clearly, these regulations are falling far short of protecting us. Nothing less than a total ban on puppies and puppy mills is acceptable in protecting our environment, water, children and elderly.

That was written by an oil industry lobbyist, and the salient fact of it is that all the factual assertions are true (the New Zealand ecology paper is apparently crap, but it really does say what they say it says). The point of the illustration, of course, is how easy it is to spin the negatives of something that has both costs and benefits when you only tote up one side of the balance sheet.

We leave the discovery of other issues on which the media have used this propaganda technique as an exercise for the reader.

Here at WeaponsMan.com, we’re giving up dogs right about that moment wen you pry the guns out of our cold dead SUV. (We’d arm the dogs — hell, we’d even arm the bears, just to make a mockery of a liberal bumper sticker – but the lack of opposable thumbs on Man’s Best Friend, or Timothy Treadwell’s for that matter, forecloses that option)

 

There is a sickness loose in this world

…and sometimes it manifests with weapons. Or with people who used weapons.

Item: The Flashbang Fan Club

Skanky groupie Alisha is crushing on Flashbang. Sick.

Skanky groupie Alisha is crushing on Flashbang. Sick. “I’d hit that,” said our team medic…”with 60,000 IU of penicillin.”

Dzhokar Tsarnayev has “thousands” of female groupies. Some male ones, too. Sick puppies all; this Daily News story has some interviews and photos.

Characteristics the women they present have in common: they’re skanky, and repulsive, even before you compare them to the two lovely young women Dzhokar cold-heartedly killed (along with one grade-school age boy). Even if you just look at the visuals, before you factor in their twisted, corrupted souls.

“She says she’s not a groupie,” says the Post drily about “Alisha,” an 18-year-old, tramp-stamped groupie who’s going to add one of Flashbang’s quotes to her tattoo coverage (what, “allahu akbar?”). Fangirl Ariel Barnes, 19, says in a sentence slathered in fail: “I try to make it a point that I’m not a fangirl.” Try making a different point, m’dear; this one’s a no sale.

“Gianna” is 16, but she shows a wisdom beneath her years when she tweets, “I know hes innocent, he is far too beautiful.” Gianna, you dumbass, learn how to operate an apostrophe, or STFU. But a lot of girls like you felt that way about Ted Bundy. How’s that working out for them?

Taken as a whole, the Flashbang Fan Club is all at once bemusing, disturbing and laugable. Parents, do you know who your teen daughters are crushing on? Hint: it’s not always that relatively harmless assclown Bieber.

Item: picking on the “different” kid, high-explosive style

Michael_Boggan_injured_kidThey do things big down under. So kids getting a little too Lord Of The Flies for their own good don’t just give the autistic kid a wedgie or steal his lunch money: nope, they blew his freaking fingers off with (we are not making this up) a high explosive golf ball.

Assuming (a big word) the media reports are correct, the boys that did this ought to be rendered for valuable chemicals, because they’re clearly no use as human beings. They may grow old but they will never be men: a man protects the weak.

Because that link is to the NYDN and the story’s from Oz and pretty sensational, we thought we’d better check the Australian press and see what they’re saying. Well, pretty much the same thing. One of the bomb makers was “well known to the police”, says the Australian, even though cops think it was merely “a prank” gone awry. The victim is left with one thumb and two little fingers. He doesn’t seem that autistic in this interview (warning, autoplay), which also reports the weapon was “a golf ball filled with flammable [sic] powder and ball bearings.” There’s a ton of coverage Down Under. And a couple of sick kids still running loose.

Item: Illegal carrier has ND, permit holders blamed

ND-shot-in-footAnd in Florida, some idjit broke a round in Starbucks — in a posted VDZ* mall. This caused all kind of speculation among media and anti-gunners (this phrase approved by the Department of Redundancy Department) about the bloodshed caused by licensed carriers. But that’s not really what went down, as the woman with the gun in her purse wasn’t a licensed carrier. (So, technically, she was a criminal). She dropped her purse and the gun therein fired, hitting her friend. (Just a .25 in the meat of the leg — she’s going to be OK).

Now, how can we say she’s an idjit? Let us count the ways. (1) Carrying unlicensed in an easy must-issue state. Dumb. (2) Lost control of the firearm (in fact, she plausibly says she didn’t know it was in her bag), before she dropped the bag and kB!. Doubly dumb. (3) Her (or her father’s, but idiocy is 80% heritable) choice of pistol, a “Titan .25.”

Early (pre-’68) Titan .25s were simple guns made by Tanfoglio Brothers in Italy. They were reliable, if somewhat crudely finished (Tanfoglio was still learning the ropes — they make much better guns now). But it’s not a great carry gun because of the 180-degree safety, which encourages the careless to leave it off safe and rely on cocking the hammer to fire the weapon (bad idea on this design). The Titan .25 has a non-inertia firing pin — which means it’s liable to fire if dropped when loaded (the safety’s just a trigger block).

Later Titan guns were worse. They still had the safety and firing pin issues, but they were also made from sintered powder metal in Miami. They were built to a price, and the price they were built to is too low to build a safe gun at. QED.

Interestingly, we went to Starbucks’s facebook page to find some of the anti-gun comments others quoted to us, and found the page completely covered by postings from 2A supporters. But in any event, Starbucks’s sensible policy (which is that they follow local law) does not impact this case, because the carrier was not following local law. She’s lucky she’s in Florida, where the prosecutor might give an honest mistake a pass if her friend forgives her, and not in Massachusetts, where she’d be in jail from now until her trial, and then for two years after that.

This last one is really not the same kind of sickness as the other two, except in the people exploiting it to try to disarm the many legal and safe carriers in Florida, or in Starbucks nationwide.

*VDZ: Victim Disarmament Zone. Building or facility posted against legal concealed carry, because the owners and managers want strict, unlimited, joint and several liability for a shooting there….

Update

Apologies to all who have already seen this, and are now seeing it again or having a dupe of it plunge into their RSS. It was supposed to go up on the 14th at 0600, and some genius set it for the 13th instead…

No playing here! This is a park!

Clear-plastic-airsoft-gunThe New York Police Department never had a clue about the blatant $45 million ATM fraud ring, or the illegal aliens that ran it, just doing the fraud that Goldman Sachs couldn’t do, apparently. (Fortunately for people everywhere who put money in banks, the Secret Service was on the fraud ring…. Goldman we’re stuck with). So what has the NYPD been doing? They’ve been busting owners of toy guns.

Jack Pawlowski was at Ditmers Park in Queens with his family and a toy gun that shot bright yellow plastic pellets. He let his young son and daughter shoot the harmless pellets at a tree, whereupon two women began screaming at him and his family about the evil of toy guns. The Pawlowskis left, but one of the women was an informer, who called the police.

The local police precinct dropped its work on violent crime to put two evidently underworked detectives on tracking down a toy-gun owner. With the help of the informer and a local politician, the cops soon had their man, and hauled him out in handcuffs, throwing him in a squad car. Then they dragged their feet on the paperwork, so he could enjoy a couple of days in Riker’s Island with their usual clientele. As this is written, Jack Pawlowski still hasn’t come home.

In New York, shooting somebody can get a gang member probation, but a white guy with a toy gun is the case every Assistant District Attorney fantasizes about when he’s watching Law & Order reruns. The Great White Defendant, as Tom Wolfe put it.

Stepping proudly into the Pavlik Morozov role was local Democrat Party activist Leni Calas. She called the police on the toy gun owner, and then called the most anti-gun City Councilor, Peter Vallone, to see if she gets a reward — maybe a little pin to wear on her brown shirt.

It was a very proud day for Calas. The biggest thing she ever snitched on before was a salt shaker and a 20-ounce Coca-Cola.

So don’t think you’re going to get away with playing with a plastic toy gun in New York City. Especially in a park. There are always eyes on you… Big Brother’s eyes.

An acquired taste we don’t expect to acquire

KGB MakarovBut it’s proof positive you never know what you’ll find on GunBroker. It’s a Russian Makarov, but… it’s gaudily decorated with gold bling. We were just saying yesterday that the Mak is an ingenious design, so we bopped onto GB to get an idea of pricing and availability, and we immediately met this eyesore acquired taste.

The three Cyrillic letters are: K, G, and — we bet you see where this is going already, eh? — B. Yep, it’s a KGB Commemorative produced for the US market. We’re not sure exactly who would want something like that — Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were not available for comment. Maybe Bill Ayers and other useful idiots elite university professors.

But it’s there if you want it, Bill. Here’s the link.

KGB Makarov blingThe bling is all on the left side of the gun, the right is just blued. The long banner has the full name of the agency, “Komitet Gosudarstvennoi Bezopasnosti” and dates on it… you can put it on display next to the space where you can put your SS-Totenkopfverbände Walther PP, if the people at Walther ever take complete leave of their senses and produce one.

This particular gun is an IJ-70, which was a Russian commercial Makarov imported in the 1990s with a couple of changes to clear the ATF’s “sporting purpose” test, including an adjustable rear sight. The ATF, institutionally, does not believe self-defense is a legal reason to own a gun, which puts them on a collision course with the courts — some day. But in the Bureau’s defense, the “sporting purpose” test is in Federal law, copied there by corrupt Senator Thomas Dodd from a Nazi gun law he admired. (Dodd ended little better off than his brown-shirted heartthrobs: he’d become the last Senator ever censured by the body soon after writing the Gun Control Act of 1968, due to unrelated financial corruption. His son inherited the family Senate seat, and the family predilections to gun control and crookedness, the latter of which cost him, too, the seat; he is now a lobbyist). The particular “sporting test” change in this Mak is the adjustable target sight.

Now, we’re not only a bit … bemused … at the idea of commemorating the organization whose idea of making a mark in history was shooting 30,000 Polish officers in the back of the head, we’re also, we admit, down on the commemorative market in general. Most of these “instant collectibles” sit on top of a market bubble that has yet to pop, but some day will. (Find a little old lady trying to sell her 1970s collection of Hummel figurines for a fraction of what she paid for it, if you need a lesson in how artificial-scarcity-as-consumer-product comes out in the end).

KGB Makarov right sideBut at least the makers of most commemoratives make an effort to make them worthy of the bling. Couldn’t Ivan at least polish out the toolmarks before bluing this thing? (Apparently not. Pity as the blue is rich and deep).

Now a Napoleon Solo limited edition P38K — we’d totally buy that, and he’s a fictional character, and a second-string one at that. So maybe this thing will find its proper shelf, and the seller listing it will be rewarded. Maybe you want it, and you’ll tell us why we’re dreadfully wrong about a commemorative from the organization that inspired Solzhenitsyn to write three long, dense volumes that did their bit to topple the world’s greatest totalitarian tyranny.

If you want it… the link’s here, again. Tell ‘em Weaponsman sent ya!

VA Agent Orange $ went to VN Wannabees

Vietnam Memorial Soldiers by Frederick HartAlong with the six who pled guilty, there are a dozen more veterans or VA workers who are likely to stand trial. The organizer of the scheme, a VA worker named David Clark, is very likely to go to Federal prison. Good. The whole Agent Orange and Gulf War Syndrome mess at VA long has been overdue for this kind of corrective (for our generation, it’s bogus PTSD claims. Come to think of it, the Vietnam generation produced plenty of those, too).

This all happened at the Baltimore VA, which is notoriously bad. Its persistent underperformance led to it being labeled worst in the nation in January, with the lowest level of claims that were handled properly (only 7%!), the highest backlog, and the highest error rate; with problems that have persisted, despite lip service from VA’s senior leaders, for years.

One of the dirty little secrets of government is that the VA pays a metric crapton of money for things that are not remotely military-related, but are just consequences of old age, or the bills coming due for vets’ longterm bad habits like smoking and substance abuse. Because their budget grows when their claims grow, they periodically turn a blind eye to suspect claims, and accept pseudo-science tenuously tying cancer, diabetes, heart disease, and probably halitosis to Agent Orange exposure, and then, assuming every veteran ever within hailing distance of Vietnam was exposed to Agent Orange. This creates a playground for greedy scammers. Erik Slavin at the Stars and Stripes:

Six veterans have pleaded guilty to wire fraud charges after receiving payments for falsely claiming exposure to Agent Orange during the Vietnam War, according to the Maryland U.S. Attorney’s Office.

They obtained a combined total of more than $500,000 in cash and tax benefits after allegedly paying Maryland Veterans Administration employee David Clark, 68, to falsify their claims, according to Maryland federal district court documents.

Clark, an Army veteran who served as Maryland’s deputy chief of veterans claims, has been indicted but was not among those who pleaded guilty.

via Six Md. veterans plead guilty to Agent Orange benefits fraud – News – Stripes.

The Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines all had representatives among these Agent Orange scammers. Sad. Many of the “Agent Orange” sufferers, including Clark, never served in Vietnam at all; Clark helped them create bogus records, as he did for himself.

Clark created false Vietnam service records in those cases, complete with false commendations — including a Purple Heart for himself — according to the indictment allegations. He is also accused of forging medical diagnoses.

“Clark created fake doctors’ letters for the claimants using the names and addresses of real doctors who were unaware of his conduct,” according to the indictment.

In most cases, Clark diagnosed the veterans with diabetes, and then further increased their payouts by falsely stating that they were taking insulin, according to the indictment.

NVA propaganda photoThese scamming leeches ought to get the insulin injections they’ve been on disabiity for — all the back doses, at once. Disability, my eye.

As for Clark and his bullshit Purple Heart, WeaponsMan.com will cheerfully pay the air fare so we can bring an NVA veteran here to shoot and bayonet him with a rusty SKS. We’ll even provide the SKS!

 

In the annals of crappy police work…

keystone cops prop hupmobile… a thirty-minute response time to a violent, irrational home invader seems like it deserves to be called out. And that, only after “the radio room told us to go away.” It happened in the failed city of Trenton, NJ. (What makes it “failed”? How about: Mayor indicted, over 100 cops laid off and scores more quitting, top cop Ralph Rivera Jr. is a complete assclown, soaring unemployment… and it’s in New Jersey. Failed enough for you?). Homeowner Dan Dodson was wrestling with the loony in his multifamily home, and his wife called 911. Which told her to call a non-emergency line, and hung up. A local paper tells us:

Dodson said his wife dialed 911 and told police her husband was scuffling with an intruder.

“I’m going hand to hand with this guy and she’s calling 911, and they said to call the non-emergency number, and to call back if it got any worse,” Dodson said.

When Dodson’s wife called the non-emergency number, the dispatcher said there were no police units available to send. In the meantime Dodson continued to confront the man outside his home, who he said was irrational and violent.

“He just said, ‘You can’t tell me to leave,’ and all that kind of stuff,” Dodson said.

Dodson finally kicked the man out of his building after what he estimated was 10 minutes of struggling, pushing the intruder onto Broad Street, where he hoped he would be arrested by police officers.

“I thought in a matter of minutes there was going to be blue lights outside,” he said.

History tells us, there weren’t. The cops showed up another twenty minutes or so later, apparently. It wasn’t the cops’ fault, but the dispatchers’, who sat on the call and let it ripen.

Yesterday, Dodson said he wasn’t angry or bitter. The two police officers who finally arrived after the man left said they arrived as quickly as they could, and Dodson takes them at their word.

“They blamed it on dispatch. They said they came when they got the call,” he said.

“Which I have no reason to disbelieve, because the radio room told us to go away.”

Hat tip Professor Reynolds, who reminds us, “when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.”

mickey_mouse_bobbySince the initial report, Rivera and his spokesman Lt. Mark Kiefer (if Rivera is an assclown, does that make Kiefer a comic dingleberry?) have circled the wagons, saying, yeah, a thirty-minute response for a case like that is normal, but if the homeless guy kills you, they’ll come faster after that.

As loath as we may be to concede it, they may have a point. Just Wednesday, they had two unsolved shootings, a pretty routine occurrence there. And as the weather heats up, so will the gunplay among the usual socioeconomic strata. So it’s not like the cops who took a while to get to Dodson’s unarmed assailant were dipping crullers at Dunkin’s. They were probably dealing with other members of that intractable subset of Trentonians who won’t play nice with the other kids.

As for Dodson, New Jersey laws make it risky for him to defend his home or family with deadly force — that would light a fire under Trenton’s dozing dispatchers. So he’s going to respond as any rational husband and father would; the Trenton Times said he plans to “fortify his home.” (Well, his other option is to move somewhere safe, and he should give it some thought).

“I need to turn my house into a fortress, that’s what I need to focus on,” Dodson told the Times. “Obviously the police department cannot offer any level of protection for quality-of-life issues.”

Well, yeah, not when they’re rolling on shootings, and even the victims are hostile to the cops. Hard to fight crime when the guy the criminal shot likes the criminal better than you.

If George Washington had been able to see how Trenton was going to turn out, he’d probably have left it to the Hessians.